Thursday, August 25, 2011

Bighorn

The Bighorn River is one of fly fishing's most fabled rivers, a place where the sheer number of trout per river mile (not to mention the average size of the fish) is enough to boggle the mind. This is no secret of course, so you'll not be having the river to yourself in August any time soon, but rest assured that on this river, you'll have your chances at fish.


There was some very brief discussion at the beginning of the day about the "fly du jour." It is afterall August in Montana and if I know anything about trout fishing, that should mean hoppers. Coupled with the fact that our "guide" had said the hopper fishing was on, we started our day throwing big foam...





We didn't have to go far to find out that we were on to something.









W dropped "anchor" for a quick river lunch...







Then went back to harassing the locals.








A wicked Thunderhead began chasing us down river around mid afternoon. With the cloud cover, we switched over to streamers and had fast and furious action on just about every bank we fished.





And managed to coax one more specimen to the dry fly.








Things got ugly for a while as the rain started coming down in sheets and wind gusts were blasting upwards of 60 mph. As we approached the boat ramp with a steady 40 mph wind blowing us downstream and across river I started having flashbacks to that fateful day on Lake Erie last December. But all's well that ends well...








Not a bad view driving home either, but the traffic was lousy...







The following day would be our last in The Bighorns and our first chance to get the micro rods out.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Let's Play Two

We rose early on our second morning (much easier to get up early with a big sky sunrise knocking at the window). After a quick breakfast we jumped in the truck for the first half of a cast-and-blast...









A great start to the day. Broke some clays and got a much needed tune-up from a top-notch instructor just in time for early goose season. Bad news for NEO's waterfowl. To top it off, we were on the water just as the big brown trout were starting their morning routine...










After putting a few butter-bellied beauts in the bag early, fishing slowed. I took a nip from the flask and sat on the bank, watching Don Juan fish an enticing run with my rod (which he'd been carrying for me whilst I toted the lunch cooler) . I contemplated asking for the rod back so I could move upstream, but decided to keep my mouth shut and grabbed his rod from the bank instead. I turned the upstream corner and made a cast, landing the size 6 hopper in some soft water adjacent to a grassy bank. Just as I looked back at John, I heard a toilet bowl flush and instinctively set the hook.











We stuck a few more after that, but it was without a doubt the fish of the day. The Whiskey went down easy that night.





Day three would bring my first foray on The Big Horn and a taste of Montana at its best...


Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Deliverance

After living in Alex's Jeep for approximately 24 straight hours, interrupted only by periodic sight-seeing at the various truck-stop jamborees endlessly dotting I-90, it was a bit surreal when we finally stepped out of the car at the foothills of The Bighorn Mountains. Before we could get too carried away taking in the scenery, we adhered to fishing trip protocol and made our first stop the fly shop.









Going to bed early would've been the smart thing to do, so naturally we partied past midnight. But nothing cures a hangover quite like mountain landscapes and trout on dry flies...





Our first day's destination was a remote canyon section of one of The Powder River's Forks, water that screamed "trout" and hosted a few to boot.






















If Mars had trout streams, they'd probably look like this...










We also discovered the "next big thing" in Fly Fishing: Trout Safaris













Nothing quite like fishing to rising trout with tunes bumpin' and AC blasting. Keep an eye out for my truck in your favorite steelhead run this fall...



With day one all but in the books we headed back to The Ranch. The following day would be a rendezevous with old friends...




Sunday, August 14, 2011

Let The Daydreaming Begin...



Tonight I find myself back home after some 3,000+ miles of driving and what feels like a lifetimes worth of fishing adventures packed into ten days. With hundreds of pictures and stories and memories to share, we should have some solid blog fodder for many days to come. But whilespending the last 28-some hours in the car (the better portion of which seemed to be spent driving across the endless abyss of I-80 that is Nebraska) I kept catching myself dreaming of the same memory over and over again. So to get it off of my chest, somewhere in the middle of the Cornhusker State, sometime in the middle of the night, I pieced together this little recountencance on my cell phone:

“As handsome as he is, the cutthroat trout is in many ways an odd creature. For one thing, his vibrant coloration almost makes him seem out of place, like a drag queen in a country club. He is to the waters of The West what the cowboy is to the land, a pioneer of sorts whom, relying on adaptation and cunning is able to eek out a remarkably comfortable existence amidst some particularly harsh living environments. He goes about this business with what must be to the other trouts an enviable flair.

To become a big fish in a small stream is no easy task. So, as if to flaunt his achievement, a big cutthroat will take a dry fly with a nonchalance that borders on arrogance, like Michael Jordan shooting free throws eyes-closed. Often he appears to go out of his way to flash his deep crimson gill plates and fire-orange throat slashes as he lazily but gracefully breeches the surface, mouth agape, to sip the fly before vanishing into the depths. Indeed, the cutthroat dry fly "take" is a sight to behold.

Far up the canyon and near the end of a spectacular day of fishing I encountered an exceptional pool that stopped me in my tracks. It featured a sheer rock face on river left, and several jeep-sized boulders at the head of a powerful run which roared through its center. The gin-clear water appeared deceptively blue, a shade which I'd only seen previously in New Zealand. On the far bank, a cave-like overhang had formed in the ancient rock wall. Below it, a large eddy swirled like a hot tub with the jets on. I climbed to the highest possible vantage point to inspect the eddy.


I could see the big trout so clearly that part of me almost felt guilty, like I was watching some guy in his living room. If the roaring river were the rough and rugged streets of New York City, than this guy was living in the 5th Avenue penthouse suite, high above it all and without a care in the world. He swirled about the mild currents of the eddy sipping bugs so unsuspectingly that I knew if I could get a decent drift he'd take the fly without thinking twice about it.


The first cast was a poor one which he never saw. The second landed against the rock wall, and the fly held its position just long enough for the fish to see it before being swept downstream. I worried that the dragging fly had spooked the fish and held my breath for the third cast, which landed in the dead center of the eddy. He rose to it so deliberately that for a second I thought he might actually refuse the big foam dry fly. Then it disappeared between two gaping jaws…



Since I first encountered them I have marveled at the distinct attitude of the cutthroat and his ability to test an anglers' patience. Because the cutthroat often shows himself long before he actually eats the fly, antsy anglers go home empty handed. It takes tremendous restraint to watch the fish rise from his lie, inspect the offering, swallow it with indifference, and turn downward. Then and only then should one set the hook.



So I waited. And waited. And waited. And when I lifted the rod after that eternal half-second and felt life at the other end, I thought that if there were such thing as a perfect moment in fly fishing, this just might be it.”



Thursday, August 4, 2011

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Dudewater Goes West

In a matter of hours Alex and I will be departing for the Western Dude Summit 2K11, which promises to be a raucous affair. Some 22 hours of driving and 1500+ miles stand between us and a long-awaited rendezvous with some old friends...






Oh yea, and I'll be catching up with some fishing buddies as well.




So here's to 10 days of beer, beautiful scenery, big trout, beer, big foam dry flies, whisky, cold clean rivers, fishin' buddies, bluegrass music, and beer.


And did I mention big trout?